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miracle lincoln

by idontfwmiracIe June 16, 2022
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Lincoln

Lincoln is a angry midget
by 2738 November 4, 2021
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Lincoln

A person who is very tense around other human beings who are not family, or friends. Most of his love is shared with animals. He probably owns multiple dogs, and random exotic animals rather than having a gf/wife.
Lincoln was uncomfortable at the party, but felt loved with his pets.
by Pu$$y$layer666999 August 7, 2019
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abe lincolns

Abe Lincolns once said, "When we die we go bye bye."
by retrostacks April 21, 2019
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The Lincolning

When you do it doggy style and jizz on the back of her/his head without their knowledge.
Specifically done when your girl/guy wants a quickie in a crowded place such as a mall or theater.
"Yeah man, I just gave her The Lincolning in the bathroom and people keep asking her why her hair is wet!"

"Brad gave me The Lincolning at my parents 25th anniversary dinner and then dumped me."
by BunnyLa69 March 28, 2023
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Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.
The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.
by Sir Steve January 19, 2019
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Lincoln Log House

Where you stack turds vertically and horizontally to make a Lincoln log house
I just built the biggest Lincoln Log House earlier! That shit was so fun!
by Cav42 February 28, 2023
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