Lagging

An amazing guy (sometimes referred to as a goober) who just takes time doing things. :)

Awh he’s so cute but he’s lagging a bit finishing up his homework.

by Goobs4lfy April 19, 2021

Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.

So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!

by Itz Rob August 27, 2016

Virtual lag

Lag that inexplicably appears on your computer for no reason at all and affects the entire device.

I've been playing my game for over an hour, but now there's some pretty extreme virtual lag.

by electricpants February 19, 2017

Con Lag

When a Connection Interrupted message appears in any Call Of Duty game.

"Ah man i'm getting con lag"

by Decas March 19, 2008

Lag

Something that david does to aileen

I'll call you later or text you .
Never happens....

lag

by Sameeee February 2, 2018

LAG

LAG is L ... A........G or a when a game gets frozen and makes you wanna rage quit and use a rage bade

In a fight
Me:Ez win
Game:I don't like you, lets cause some LAGGGGG
Me:Aaaah watch the flipppppppppppppppppppppppp, I died

by AFlIPPER👹 June 26, 2022

Smut Lag

The feeling you get when you find out a really hot
porn actress is retired after seeing her in a adult
movie tube video.

Bro I thought I was going to become a porn star & do like 10 movies with this bitch but I found out she has 10 kids with a second husband and got smut lag!

by breadstickprotector October 7, 2011