sarah-jo

Princess Tom Boy;
A bad ass who can wear ripped jeans, a band tee & some heels and kick your ass with her next level of sass.
She’s a bro at heart & can sip margaritas with the girls too.

Oh shitttt, Sarah-Jo is here! The party is about to go off the fucking hook!!!

by Ojharas November 14, 2018

Jo Branding

an acid attack.

Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded

brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"

Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”

"Damn, did you hear what happened to Bobby?"
"No, what happened"
" He got a Jo Branding"
"Damn"

by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019

jo no

No hoe

She asked me to take out the trash and I said jo no

by Cb2420 November 5, 2018

Ella-Jo

Ella is a cute, funny and amazing person in life, she makes everyone smile everyday, she loves to listen to music and to dance, she makes everyone laugh by saying just 1 word and she is everyone that a man would ask for, she is caring, loving and just an beautiful girl

Ella-Jo is the cutest girl in the world and the most loving

by Bobby6262728 November 25, 2021

Paula Jo

An older woman who was once sane and level headed but after taking too many 3 o clock naps has begun yelling “Boo!” or “Get up in here!” at young babies. She also falls asleep at 6:15 every night and cannot be instructed in how to achieve a task without getting mad. She has a great heart but just sleeps too much.

Paula Jo screamed “Boo!” at a young baby

by Adam early December 27, 2020

Jos

Jos is very very graceful. They are absent-minded but often a mischievous saboteur. They are a gorgeous genius and are comparable to god himself. They wear a funny hat. They are undeterred from eating pie, it simply does not effect them.

Person 1: god I love Jos
Person 2: don’t you mean Jos I love Jos

by Theythebestgone December 20, 2020

jo-lynn

i can infer from the name jo-lynn that she is a the oldest woman on earth. this is evident in the many white strands of hair she has. this means that she is aging, probably due to stress from her chinese grades.
jolynns are also extremely bad at chinese hence she has introduced a new language

person 1: look at that woman with white hair
person 2: she is definitely a jo-lynn

by jo-lynn tay February 4, 2021