January 29

National give your man whatever he wants day

You trynna give me some head? It’s January 29 ...

by Milk mama January 04, 2020

January 1st

Eat peppa pig toys day (OFFICIAL)
TIK tok famous pig that we need to put on the hop for 10 minutes

PEPPA get in the oven boiii on january 1st

by OliiiDeee October 22, 2019

January 13th

If you are born on this day you have a giant penis no one exceptions.

Person 1: What day were you born on?
Person 2: January 13th
Person 1: Oh damn you must have massive a penis

by 134689)6 December 27, 2019

January 20

The date where the prettiest people are born. However they will also stay single

Person 1: it’s January 20 today she’ll grow up pretty and kind
Person 1: she is so pretty
Person 2: but I wouldn’t let anyone date her

by Best at definitions March 08, 2020

January 2

The day that god put the best people on earth but have really small fucking dicks

God: I put you on this earth on January 2 the best day ever
Ollie: why tf is my dick so small

by January 2 October 23, 2019

January 29

The day that Opra, Adam Lambert and Amanda Sarsha were born. It's a really good day.

Wow! Tomorrow is January 29.

by SexyBeast98 January 15, 2012

January 24

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 24
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 06, 2019