jacob white

a faggot who's as famous as The Rock

Jacob White is really popular!

by Liam Pentland October 24, 2017

Jacob's Dad

A sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side?
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.

by negrotime! February 21, 2018

Jacob Pilens

A huge faggot with a hot mom with a give up on life haircut, dates a girl that he doesn't talk to, overall a huge faggot.

Jacob Pilens is a faggot.

by Jacob Pilens January 16, 2017

Jacob Witham

An E LITE athlete with a way with the Waverly women. Yeah, he's one of those guys that's too cool to be slimes with a girl from his own school. He may not have his license, but don't be surprised if he's at YOUR slimes house tonight just because he wants to.

"Yeah, that guy at your moms house. He's an absolute Jacob Witham"

by jacobwitham December 9, 2019

Jacob May

The Absolute KING of Zoom Trolling. The moment he joins your zoom, you better end the call.

I ran into Jacob May on my zoom the other day, he made my teacher kill herself.

by 6dogz February 10, 2021

Anthony Jacobs

The sexiest man alive

person 1: you see that guy
Person 2: yeah thats anthony jacobs he's the sexiest man alive

by Tedez November 10, 2021

jacob taylor

A very attractive person with a huge dick and is a pro at many sexual acts

Jacob taylor has a huge dick

by Very reliable source September 21, 2021