Joseph Francis Mazzello III

Joseph Francis Mazzello III is a talented and amazing actor best known for his roles as John Deacon in Bohemian Rhapsody and Tim Murphy in Jurassic Park. He may or may not be in an on again off again relationship with Cardboard Ben Hardy. Joseph is amazing to his fans he takes time out of his day to respond to dms he also likes and comments on posts (the world seriously doesn’t deserve him ☕️). Some fun facts: He’s a huge fan of afternoon tea, he didn’t know perm stood for permanent, His favorite Queen song is somebody to love. (Also if you don’t stan him I will sue)

Joseph Francis Mazzello III owns my heart

by John Deacon Stan January 23, 2019

Joseph Hoffman

OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS LITERALLY MY LORD AND SAVIOR AND I WOULD WILLINGLY peel my skin :)

omg that dude over there is a literal god, he's a..... Joseph Hoffman

by gnomeoandjuliet February 20, 2019

Joseph Case Jr High School PART 2

Although there are some absolute idiots out there, not everyone's a prat. There are some really nice and polite kids out there, but don't be fooled to quickly. The moment you get to know (most) of them, they turn their back on you over something petty. There are girls that will argue over one stealing the other's boyfriend, and I'm telling you now, do NOT get involved with that. What's worse is that the trash talking and drama extends to the hallways. Picture this: You and your best friend have gym together, and on your way over, you approach a group of 8th graders. You pay no mind to them; everyone else in the hall is being crazy. But then, BOOM. You collide with the absolute towers of human beings. This goes for all grades, and even the tiny 6th graders do it. Speaking of hallways, including the collisions, it's COMPLETE CHAOS. The popular kids will slam themselves into, not only people, but doors, walls, tables, lockers, windows, etc. It's practically impossible to get to classes between the yelling, screaming like banshees, making odd noises, and screech-moaning. That's not even the half of it. There are kids who will hit you, and instead of retaliating, you go to a teacher. Guess what happens? Nothing. I'm not even going to start with Mr. Thumb Head. You've heard enough about him. All in all, run for your life, because that's the only way you'll survive here. Stay in vegetables, don't do school, and eat your drugs.

Lil girl1: "oH mY gOD yOu biTCh, yOu sToLE mY bF! uGh-
Lil girl2: "Ummmm... You guys broke up?"
Joseph Case Jr High School PART 2

by urbanDictionaryAnon420 May 8, 2019

Joseph

He loves fortnite. he loves food. and he has a giant schlong. And will beat you in a 1v1 :)

joseph is cool

by faggotboi420 May 20, 2019

Joseph spinale

Joseph spinale has big dick bigger than joshua spinale Josh is gay

Joseph spinale has big dick

by Just wanted the whole thing June 16, 2019

Joseph thai

This nigga thinks hes the shit. if you know a joseph thai, avoid him at all costs. His life is full of anaphases and prophases. Although he acts tough on discord, Joseph is actually a really soft guy. He gets mad at his friends when they joke around cuz he's a pussy ass nigga who can't take friendly jokes. He also overreacts a lot and cries whenever. Joseph basically has a mic inside his mouth and earrapes all the fucking time. He has the IQ of a fucking chimpanzee. ooga booga headass shutcho bitchass up and start acting like a man

Things Joseph Thai say: "fuck all of yall niggers you guys are fucking anoying AF im not fucking crying"
"(enter name of victim), SHUTCHO ASS UP"

by Boarhunter203 July 14, 2019

Joseph

Jospeh is one of the cutest, nicest, funniest people you’ll ever meet. He’s always there for his friend and isn’t afraid to defend the people he loves. He usually falls in love with a girl who loves to gossip and he’s known for awhile. They will last forever and grew old in love, they love each other so much. Joseph would do anything for her because he’s so in love. She’s his baby.

He’s such a Joseph.

by cutestxo September 9, 2019