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jock salt

Dandruff on your ball sack and grundle area.
Damn these potatos taste like they were made with jock salt
by Youngsandwitch April 5, 2017
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Jocke

The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.

Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.

Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.
"What type of Father do you gonna be?"
"Hopefully, a Jocke"
by bbkya April 17, 2018
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Jock hopster

Noun: A girl who systematically moves from guy to guy within a particular group or click when she is dissed or dumped by whom ever she is currently persuing within that group.
Dude, have you heard that Joey is dating the jock hopster? That girl has tried to hook up with all of us, man she's a jock hopster!
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
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jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)
I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.
by Ben Recob December 30, 2023
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Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010
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Cock jocks

Alternative term for speedos or budgy smugglers, particularly in Western Australia.
Wow, Simon really fills those cock jocks.
by rb1190 May 22, 2023
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Jock (name)

Very handsome man, a person of Scottish descent, could have some Latin in there too. Very good at Sport and very academically intelligent, and Street Smart.
Jock (name) is the best man you'll ever meet
by ManFromQueens June 27, 2021
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