Jasper

Jasper is a big red flag. As soon as you meet him, run the other way. He doesn't like girls his own age, and WILL romantically venture for younger girls. He's rude but somehow oblivious to the things he does wrong.

"Hey did you hear about Jasper?"
"Yeah I heard what he did to that freshman girl.."

by user74918304 November 20, 2023

jesmerria

Jesmerria is real, she doesn’t hold back. She is there for you when you need it and is funny as hell!

friend: “how do i look in this”
jesmerria: “that is ugly asf”

by zq’niyq73 November 21, 2023

Jasper Han Yue

The most handsome, genuine, magnificent, diligent, beautiful, kind, funny, delectable, majestic person you will ever be lucky to know.

Jasper Han Yue is nothing less than a God.

“Is that Jasper Han Yue I see over there?!”
“Omg yes it is! All hail the king!”
-sua esposa

by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024

jasper and colt

The best couple ever <3

Wow if this relationship ends horribly the definition for Jasper and Colt will be up forever.

by coltiepoo March 7, 2024

jestersmaxxing

Jestersmaxxing is when you expand your project too much to the point you get tired of it

Bro i was jestersmaxxing so hard i want to off myself.

by NIGHTMARENIGHTMARE March 26, 2024

Jasper

big dick randy sucking deez balls if you mess with jasper he will bring out his flock and spray it everywhere, he always misses and sold his feet to someone for 69420 dickollars, he is the ultimate porn star.

"did you see daddy nigggy jassy"
"he fired his flock and missed his Jasper"

by hfiuhwerpgihewr April 26, 2024

Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024