Internet Surfer

Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then

Found a new internet surfer on Instagram today, way out of my league

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

Internet Unicorn

Attractive females in pictures that can be found online, but when it comes to the real world they can never be found.

"Hey man look at this picture, isn't this chick sexy?"

"Dude she's a internet Unicorn"

by Pandrew December 12, 2016

internet talent

An internet talent is a skill that is very entertaining but is not useful in real life

-Jeff can eat twenty hot dogs!
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.

by Ivo Wolf March 19, 2013

Internet Goodbye

When you're on the computer and one of your friends logs out before you get to say goodbye.

Coolguy118: Alright well I'm going for the night, See ya.

*Coolguy118 has logged out*

IcanHas96: Bye!

IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!

by New_Yardbird March 11, 2011

internet explorer

Its that thing that that comes with your computer but you only use once and that one time was to go download google chrome.

Guy with google: hay i just found a file for this thing called internet explorer

Other guy with google : internet what

Guy with google: idk ima get rid of it i think its a virus

by BucketGuy June 1, 2016

many internets

A form of kudos given to someone who is a ninja at finding things on the internet, or placing internet pop culture references.

Kane: Dude, I actually found a .txt copy of that book that was in episode 2 of that show i forgot the name of!

Ken: Many internets to you my son.

by kp1 June 25, 2009

Internet Spelunker

An internet spelunker is someone who wanders the web looking to find unusual, old, and hard to reach information. They may do this in many ways including but not limited to browsing TOR, deep webbing, torrenting, looking for obscure search terms, browing 4chan, and following links on defunct web sites. Internet spelunkers often have large collections of unusual images and strange web addresses they have found and can find almost anything you're looking for nomatter how obscure even if it may take them a little while to find it.

Damnit, 4chan has failed to find the source of that pic. Anyone know an internet spelunker?

by Tree Goblin February 21, 2015