A online user who decides it's cool to play games when they have the internet speed of a Toaster that is toasting toast.
by Tigg-E July 2, 2019

An internet day is a day on which you can use the internet.
For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.
For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.
Flatmate 1: Oh did you hear about .....?
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.
Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...
Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.
Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...
Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.
by OhTheDamageIsDone March 4, 2011

Attractive females in pictures that can be found online, but when it comes to the real world they can never be found.
by Pandrew December 12, 2016

Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then
by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

When a website is available to some internet surfers on different ISP's while not being available on others.
Can you view the website "www.google.com"?
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.
by Rob Butler July 8, 2007

When you initially go on the internet to do something important, but 5 minutes later you find yourself on a random website like urban dictionary wasting so much friggin' time.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you finish writing up those papers?"
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."
by pleasepickmehiloveyou December 15, 2013

Receiving copious amounts of likes and accolades on social media outlets i.e. Facebook and Instagram.
Person 1: Yo, did you see that new picture of Cortez running with the bulls in Pamplona?
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's so getting internet laid right now.
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's so getting internet laid right now.
by FAB! August 9, 2017
