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status idiot

A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.
"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."

"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."

"What a status idiot."
by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009
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dick idiot

One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.

The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.

I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.

Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?

If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.

Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.

Ya dick idiot.
by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013
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Diplomatic Idiot

A non-political adult who does not understand how politics works
by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016
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Idiot on a stick

Someone so dumb u can’t stand even being around then
You are so dumb you are actually a idiot on a stick get away from me
by Nsacccccxcc December 5, 2019
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Idiot Fever

1. Having the desire to shop for something that you can’t afford or not ready to purchase. Usually a large ticket item.

2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.
1. Wow!! I can’t believe they asked me to show them that house, they just lost their jobs. Fuck man, they must have Idiot Fever.

2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.
by CheTaylor September 7, 2020
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Idiot stick

Some one who is just plain being dumb. You’re not mad at them and they may even be your friend, but they are being really dumb
-Dude did you hear what Craig did??
-Yeah, he’s an idiot stick
by Pet Petunia November 29, 2017
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Idiot Wisdom

Advice which sounds wise on the surface but loses all credibility upon further examination (usually from a lack of real-world applications). It's when idiots try to give advice which sounds wise.
"Don't give up. Anything is possible."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
by JMC43 December 4, 2017
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