Emotional Hooker

Someone who is always there for someone else in their time of emotional need but after they make someone else feel good they are thrown to the side and forgotten.

I feel like an emotional hooker the way my ex just kept me to make her feel better and then left me whenever I needed the same support .

by Juan 🦋☄️^~^🦋☄️ April 20, 2020

Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.

Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .

by Trudilicious December 31, 2023

Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed

"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"

by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019

Hooker Grease

A mixture of tar, gasoline, lube and semen commonly found on prostitutes.

The hooker grease helped the prostitute squeeze her way through the bathroom window whilst running from the cops.

by Hooker4LifeBiotch July 13, 2012

hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022

Hooker

1. A position in Rugby League. The player usually wears #9 (British)

2. Low budget street Prostitute or Sex Worker (American)

Alexis got injured last night. We are going to need a new Hooker boys

by MonkeyMagic83 November 24, 2025

Booker Hooker

A supporter of democratic senator and presidential candidate Cory Booker

Who I'm voting for in the primaries? Cory. I'm a total Booker Hooker

by lusvig April 26, 2019