Hooker flag of union

A retarded ass meme

Levi keeps talking about hooker flag of union he's mentally retarded

by Jewishharley October 13, 2017

hooker diet

(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.

“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”

“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 04, 2023

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 17, 2024

bimbo floosy hooker whore

idk my mom says this all the time god help me (she made me post this). also can be said as a BFHW

"God, could that girl have on any less clothing? What a bimbo floosy hooker whore."

by dante's beloved gf<3 October 22, 2022

Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

cancer hooker

One who sells their body to make-a-wish to help kids with cancer get laid before the die

“Where do you work now?”
“I’m helping the kids! I’m a cancer hooker!”

by Paul Phinebaum June 04, 2021

domestic hooker

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child

I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.

by Spadagrl October 12, 2015