Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020

Hooker

A prostitute waiting on the side of he road to get picked up by someone in a nice car that wants to have sex

Hey go pick up that hooker

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Hookers Neck

Painful condition caused from repeated back-and-forth head movements.

I had three clients today and sucked so much dick I’m really suffering from hookers neck.

by LAKruger October 14, 2021

Bloody hooker

Bloody hookers are tasty shots….basically a kamikaze shot with a squirt or two of Tabasco. Who doesn’t love a bloody hooker?!

Man, that bloody hooker sure was tasty! Let’s have another.

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Hooker

Niggas in my ass want some of my glass

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Armoring the hooker

Creating a mess or confusion

Yesterday Antonio was armoring the hooker in the pub.

by Alfred Barbosa February 5, 2020