Fudge Packer

Someone who drives really close behind me.

If this fudge packer doesnt like how slow im driving he can go around me.

by jondySauce March 14, 2010

Fudge packer

A fudge packer/Fudge packy they Will keep the shit and or others in there ass for pleasure.

Tommy Was a Fudge packer and Shoved some of sallys Fudge While he worked on his report for ms.Lingernie

by ThatSoFunny December 8, 2007

Fudge knuckles

When you go to wipe and your hand slips and you get last nights digested leftover all over your knuckles.

I was wiping the other day and my hand sliped and I got fudge knuckles.

by Garebear#1 September 22, 2014

fudge blowout

To have a really big poo that burns the hairs off your asshole!

person 1-"corr, i just had a huge fudge blowout"

person 2- "did it burn your ass hairs off?"

person 1- "yes it bloody well did"

by onthejob October 15, 2011

fudge-meloned

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.

by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017

Dumpster Fudge

A homeless person's fecal discharge that is later found by an unassuming secondary party in a trash receptacle.

Friend 1: "Try that fudge. It's good, but I didn't expect the corn and peanuts to go well together."

Friend 2: "No way, man. I'm not trying dumpster fudge ever again."

by Dan the shrubber May 24, 2016

fudge popping

The act of freezing one's fecal matter in a cock like shape to use as a dildo. To fornicate with poop.

Brenda is a total freak. She's even into fudge popping!

by Doc Guitar December 31, 2013