Fudge Packer

Someone who drives really close behind me.

If this fudge packer doesnt like how slow im driving he can go around me.

by jondySauce March 14, 2010

Fudge packer

A fudge packer/Fudge packy they Will keep the shit and or others in there ass for pleasure.

Tommy Was a Fudge packer and Shoved some of sallys Fudge While he worked on his report for ms.Lingernie

by ThatSoFunny December 8, 2007

fudge popping

The act of freezing one's fecal matter in a cock like shape to use as a dildo. To fornicate with poop.

Brenda is a total freak. She's even into fudge popping!

by Doc Guitar December 31, 2013

Fudge-Pond

A broken, clogged or toilet without water for flushing that continues to be used for #2.

A portable toilet with so much poo that it has absorbed all of the blue water.

"Last night was Taco night at the Bar and the toilet wouldn't flush and people kept crapping in it. It was a serious Fudge-Pond by the end of the night."

"The portable toilets at the concert got so full they were solid fudge-ponds"

by Perpetual_Stiffy December 5, 2011

fudge blowout

To have a really big poo that burns the hairs off your asshole!

person 1-"corr, i just had a huge fudge blowout"

person 2- "did it burn your ass hairs off?"

person 1- "yes it bloody well did"

by onthejob October 15, 2011

fudge-meloned

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.

by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017

trumpet fudge

Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,

My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014