Noah’s Foot

Has the biggest shlong imaginable. HE WILL LITERALLY READ YOUR MIND AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY IN A MATTER OF SECOND WITH HIS 94 FOOT PENIS.

Dude 1: Yo is that Noah’s Foot?
Dude 2: Yeah he can’t walk with that massive cock.

by Noah’s Left Middle Toe October 17, 2020

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The Elephant's Foot

When your homeboy is showering and you go in there to take a shit and leave it in the toilet, allowing the steam from the shower to ruminate the area... akin to the elephant's foot left at chernobyl

"Bro, I just did The Elephant's Foot to Brandon, he's gonna be so pissed bro"

by 5StarTongueLacrosseRecruit May 27, 2022

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Old Foot

An unkempt woman.
A promiscuous middle aged woman.

Look pan dis ya old foot.

by Jamaicangem September 7, 2021

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Old Foot

An unkempt woman.
A promiscuous middle aged woman.

Look pan dis ya old foot.

by Jamaicangem September 7, 2021

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foot fighter

a foot fighter is a person who foot fights with another foot fighter on the daily, simply used as a calm and peaceful form of violence and inspired by the foo fighters band.

krist ; hey man

aberdeen ; stfu man let’s foot fight

krist ; bet i’ve been practicing all morning

*they turn into foot fighters and they foot fight*

by ava lane grohl February 25, 2022

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When a male masturbates in the shower he eventually ejaculates on the shower floor. Once this happens the cum becomes sticky, almost as the consistency of cement glue. The male then uses his foot to swipe the dried up, sticky baby gravy from the floor to the drain to dispose of any evidence of choking the chicken.

Bro, I was shooting ropes in the shower last night but my cum stuck to the floor. I had to use the foot swipe so my wife wouldn’t suspect me of jerking it.

by DatDickDoe August 9, 2021

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