Fortnite

A game played by people who don’t have the skill to play PUBG. Most people in this game don’t use their weapons, but actually just build walls and forts to win. Nobody would play if it weren’t free.

Guy 1: hey, you wanna play some PUBG?
Guy 2: nah, that game is too hard and you can’t build, fortnite is better
Guy 1: oh, so you’re gay?

by Fr3nchy Fries May 6, 2018

fortnite

for when guys can’t get laid

“wanna play fortnite with me?”
“nah bro i’m with my girl.”

by yusuywywy May 6, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite is a game that most teenage boys play and give more attention to than their girlfriends.

John is always playing fortnite and never texts me back.

by AnonymousGirlTiredOfFortnite May 8, 2018

Fortnite

The perfect game for yo mans it will keep him at home he won’t be on his phone texting some hoe you ain’t gotta worry bout him leavin’ no where with his homies or what he’s doing while he’s out just sit yo ass there and watch him play and then give him some head when he get that dub cause you know he worked hard for that shit he needs it.

Ayo bro tryna come to the club? Nah Im playin’ fortnite and hangin with my girl

by OffWhite3 May 11, 2018

Fortnite

A very dangerous game very boring and don’t know people like it and while playing it be very frisky because it’s risky...

Fortnite is why ur sister lost her virginity.
Fortnite is very Shit.

by MrClickbaitFTW May 11, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite is a crappy game played by 9-12 year old boys. The game is terrible don’t get it.

Kid 1- so what are you doing this weekend?
Kid 2- Listening to My Chemical Romance

Kid 3- fortnite

Kid 1- fortnite

Kid 2- fortnite sucks!
*kids 1&3 protect their precious shitty game*

by Killjoysnhustlers0301 May 11, 2018

Fortnite

Lads are obsessed with it and think their class posting it as there streaks and their snapchat story, when nobody gives a fuck. Played by horny lads that will probably stay a virgin cause they pay more attention to the game than their partner.

Girl 1 - I broke up wih my boyfriend

Girl 2 - oh my god why ?
Girl 1 - he would rather play fortnite . shooting people and get turned on by girls that clearly had a boob job or shoved pillows up there arse I hate that game so much

by Ihatefortnite May 12, 2018