Eli Anders

The act of having a generationally bad run or ‘stinker’

“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”

‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’

by Charlize Nelson June 2, 2025

Eli

The type of guy to give you lots of love. You would definitely want to be friends with him. He's got those pretty eyes and brown hair that you will find attractive. There's so much more about him - he's smart, determined, kind-hearted, and handsome. He's also very trustworthy. When it comes to someone making fun of you, he will defend you right away. Anything you want to keep a secret with him, he will keep it to you and just him. He will cherish that secret with you. He will never tell anyone else unless you want to let the cat out of the bag. Stuck on your homework? He'll help right away. Of course, he's intelligent. He will also abandon everyone else just for you. If you feel lonely, he'll definitely talk with you.

Eli is the kind of man you'll ever dream to meet.

by Middle of June November 22, 2022

Ely

happiness, home, somebody you can lean your head on without them judging you, shiny like the stars in the sky.

„she makes me feel okay about myself, i love ely.“

by 미나 April 26, 2022

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli

A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people

Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.

by Mpoo345 December 12, 2019

Eli

Eli is usually a loud and funny guy. Pretends to be dumb most of the time but is actually pretty smart. He gets along with most of the people around him and people usually like to be around him also. They usually associate his name with the phrase G.O.A.T. As of now he’s staying on the east coast living in the DMV. He’ll be posting this on his Instagram story with a sticker saying “Show us your name in Urban Dictionary🤥⭐️” So go follow him on tiktok @shelikeseli

Yooo that guy Michael Jordan is acting like an Eli right now not even capping.

by JahDixit November 24, 2021

Elis

a man who irradiates sexual energy and friendly comfort, wherever he goes, however he looks, this guy is a great friend, and he is fucking hot, so hot he could make a volcano orgasm.

“that guy is a total Elis i’d totally bare his kids, even if he left me”

“Elis is such a great friend we are lucky to have him”

by bellamybigtree November 23, 2021