Cleveland Steam Engine Mini

When one farts in their partner's mouth, and then the other person immediately takes a dump on top of the midget they are sitting on

when i farted in daves mouth, he dumped on the midget we were sitting on since he can't control the movements of his gaping asshole

by Dave Klein September 7, 2005

Engineering Casanova

A person who is amorously or gallantly attentive to all things engineering.

Paul Jehlen jr. is an Engineering Casanova.

by Osoleve January 27, 2010

Edwinism

The ackowledgement of the limited amount of time you have in which to forfill your life, of the absense of thought that comes after, the people you leave behind and the spiderweb of their own tangled lives and their own small portion of time

I have edwinism

by moonface656 May 20, 2015

Rectum Engineer

A faggot may be referred to as a Rectum Engineer.

"Dude, that guys a real faggot."

"Yeah, a real Rectum Engineer."

by MetalliChris January 30, 2007

Thomas The Wank Engine

Famous Train

Thomas The Wank Engine played with his girlfriends Cerys & Lilly in the sandpit

by randomshit123 February 27, 2018

Thomas the tank engine

Thomas the tank engine was originally a book series called the Railway series. Thomas the tank engine was a TV series for kids in 1984. Thomas the tank engine was narrated by Ringo star in the UK dub and in the US dub it was narrated by George Carlin.

Thomas is a little tank engine who lives on the Island of sodor.
He has Four wheels, a Short stumpy funnel, and a short stumpy dome.

He is very Cheeky.
Thomas the tank engine mostly teases Gordon after Gordon finishes his work.
Thomas: *BEEP BEEP* WAKE UP LAZY BONES DO SOME HARD WORK LIKE ME
Gordon: *is shocked*

by aeaeaeeaeaexd April 23, 2021

Software Engineer

Someone with big brains and who works his freaking tail off and is going to be (or has already been) laid off, just to be replaced by some low-life and low-wage counterpart in india, so greedy corporations can increase their margins and offer a crapper service.

IBM announces it creates 1,500 new Software Engineering jobs (but they don't disclose it's in freaking india or china).

by MaxCool February 8, 2004