Sonny Bono disease

Sonny Bono disease is when you die in a way that you have to be totally rich to die in.

Similar to John Denver syndrome, but without Muppets.

Did you hear that Winchester died of Sonny Bono disease? He drank Bordeaux until he could no more.

by Eptin October 20, 2007

Red-Blue Disease

(Noun) A disease which is for no reason considered an STD, occurs when people watch the youtube video "Red Blue" by Andy Milonakis. Symptoms are randomly saying "red blue" all the time. There is no cure to the Red-Blue Disease. It can only be spread...

Person 1: "REEEEEDDDD BLUE"
Person 2: "Oh my! I think you have red-blue disease! Should've used a condom."

by jewdewd18 August 27, 2009

Chincy Lewis Disease

A human that is known for being reluctant when spending ones own money.

“Why isn’t he drinking his own beer?”
“He has Chincy Lewis Disease”

by maccam September 3, 2021

horizontal surface disease

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.

OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

Kawasaki's disease

The behavioral condition of having one Kawasaki motorcycle, yet desirous of ever increasing numbers of additional motorcycles from Kawasaki.

You own two or three Kawasaki's already. You are at the dealer showroom. Just looking, you say. You have Kawasaki's disease--especially if you purchase another one regardless of your wife.

by twistedtimmy October 20, 2010

dossa

one who just wants to do hoodrat things with their friends, because it's fun to do bad things

that girl may be booji, but she wishes she was dossa

by Lil' Rascal June 18, 2008

Dooeater

Someone that is stupid but tries really hard to make someone like them, try and look cool or save their job

He went right up to the superintendant smiling and trying to make him his friend....what a dooeater

by De illian July 14, 2016