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Dry Docking

Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.
ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.
by Jesse Millpage February 3, 2019
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Dock With Aquarius

The act of docking oneself with the top of a traffic cone, in order to discharge liquid shit. Without getting it all over oneself.
The lunch tuck tacos did not agree with me I need to “Dock with Aquariusimmediately before I dispel liquid death on myself.
by Dallas logic March 6, 2022
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Glory Docking

The boys couldn't wait to knock off work and get down to Andy's for a good glory docking.
by Professor Alec December 20, 2021
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Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.
Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway
by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010
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Dry docking

An act of an abrupt penetration attempt without proper lubrication.
Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.

Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!
by Refs67 June 19, 2025
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dock puller

The one responible for removing used condoms that have become lodged inside someone else's asshole. A service commonly used by gay men.
Cody pulled out to find he was missing the jimmy cap he had gone in with, so Jake had to call a dock puller to come in for removal.
by SdBstr#3 October 21, 2010
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Croc docking

The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus
Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??
by Therake1991 January 1, 2025
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