Dirt Trackin'

When a guy gets brown stripes in the FRONT Of his underwear due to participation in anal sex

Hope mom doesn't do my laundry today, l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and l don't want to explain.

by Ruswals November 5, 2023

Dirt Chicken

Inhabitants of a trailer park, WalMart parking lot, or any other open space that may contain Mountain Dew and Natty Ice empties. They often congregate when emergency vehicles are present, as they are alerted ahead of time by listening to scanners.

The McPoyles on Always Sunny are some real Dirt Chickens...

by StretcherFetcher911 November 9, 2020

dirt herpies

Valley Fever

Don't go plowing dirt without proper protection, unless you want dirt herpies the rest of your life

by Dirte' July 17, 2021

dirt peddler

a person selling real estate, aka a real estate agent, frequently (but not always) of questionable values and/or the property is of questionable worth

he thinks he's a real estate agent but considering the properties, he's just a a dirt peddler
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth

by otterlicious February 24, 2010

dirt sausage

A turd, poop on the ground.

Something you can call someone being a brat.

Shelby was picking on Thomas Allison, but the 6 year old replied "you're a dirt sausage!!"

by se_allison December 20, 2016

thumbtack in the dirt

Used to describe the low level of zoomer humor because they would find a “thumbtack in the dirt” funny if it was posted as a meme.

Your Grimace meme is almost as good as a thumbtack in the dirt.

by Malicious_ms July 25, 2023

Flying Dirt

Moth = flying dirt

"Owww my face, dumb flying dirt is attacking me, fend for yourselves!!!"

by LyranSputnik February 4, 2022