when someone combines a humble brag and a burn in the same post to simultaneously throw shade at a common enemy while “subtly” taking the time to show off.
“I just finished the entire bar $7000 bar prep course three weeks early - and they had the nerve to ask for a tip?! Fuck Corporations and tip culture.”
“Sick humble drag bro”
“Sick humble drag bro”
by Hunter Gemini July 2, 2023
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Get the let my nuts drag mug.Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.
When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!
by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023
Get the Drag Lightning McQueen mug.The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Get the Knuckle Dragging Swamp Cunt mug.Leslie: “Is Katy ready to leave or is she still doing her hair and makeup?”
Ryan: “Ugh, no, she’s running on Drag Time, again.”
Katy: “Y’all hush! It takes however long it takes to look this amazing!”
Ryan: “Ugh, no, she’s running on Drag Time, again.”
Katy: “Y’all hush! It takes however long it takes to look this amazing!”
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