dusty crusty dustbowl

A severely dry vagina

That bitch has a dusty crusty dustbowl!

Beware of the dusty crusty dustbowl.

by sa225 February 12, 2009

Crusty Crumb Hole

It's that crust that you find around the N64 joystick. Where does it come from? and why is it so crusty?

Eww Sally just licked my crusty crumb hole...

by Tony Guacamole December 09, 2007

crusty honey jar

A crusted but otherwise sweet vagina.

It's a shame she never cared for it, its sweet like a crusty honey jar

by des, AKA the jazz man January 06, 2007

crusty butt lips

a man who is described to be crusty with abnormally over larged butt lips. micropenis and gap teeth and choc-o-lat are normally side effects of the crusty butt lips syndrome.

john: dude, get some chap stick for your crusty butt lips.

jeffrey: i hate my life.

by crustybuttlips October 12, 2009

Crusty Salt Worm

A fat redhead acting like a fucking dickwad on Spring Break.

You are a crusty salt worm.

by Dr. McMantooth March 30, 2009

crusty street punk

Mitch Chaos

Me: You're dirty.
Mitch: No, I'm a crusty street punk

by TFH August 26, 2003

crusty Trump bone

A man is enjoying a Rusty Trombone given him by a friendly female. He pulls away before he climaxes and ejaculates in her hair. When she turns around to scold him, he gives her a combover, points at her and says, "You're fired!"

Last weekend I crusty trump boned my girlfriend. Let's just say she's not a fan.

by jawonmain January 19, 2008