A game played at New Years Eve in Melbourne when Corona Virus lockdown is reintroduced. The usual fireworks are cancelled so glow stick bracelets are skillfully tossed onto cock of the quoitee. In the event of deflation of the quoitee the quoit tosser is responsible for the level of hardness of the game. If cock becomes flaccid points are relinquished.
5 rings wins a prize.
5 rings wins a prize.
Anthony came down from Albury to see the fireworks in Melbourne but they were cancelled. A game of Cock Quoits was the only solution to see see out 2020.
by Jadedcovid December 31, 2020
The act of a man meeting girls on the internet and sending them photoshopped or otherwise altered pictures of their erect cock to impress the girl and make her want it.
Chris wanted to hook up with this girl so bad, he sent her a photoshopped picture of his cock but when he met the girl she laughed at him and said "Dude, you just committed Cock Fraud!"
by Yateball April 03, 2010
by daub. April 08, 2008
hybrid of the cougar between the ages of 40-51...a woman that is the super-cougar that all cougars aspire to be...perfectly preserved perhaps by some sort of surgery or augmentation, flawless appearance, superb physical fitness, and usually a high ranking executive with a bottomless bank account...this woman will stop at nothing to pounce and conquer prey...men of all ages are powerless to her.
by robby redhead August 22, 2007
by NotHoodzey December 04, 2020
The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)
That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'
by xmovox October 26, 2009
1) A bird that is native to the Andean forests of South America.
2) A way to say that one has an erection, usually used as a comical statement
2) A way to say that one has an erection, usually used as a comical statement
1) When I was in the forests, a large cock of the rock flew down and landed on my arm
2) When I saw that girl's tit, I got a major cock of the rock.
2) When I saw that girl's tit, I got a major cock of the rock.
by Urbanbeast18 April 19, 2017