I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.
by DutchScum May 28, 2010
Get the Colon Cockedmug. The act of a man meeting girls on the internet and sending them photoshopped or otherwise altered pictures of their erect cock to impress the girl and make her want it.
Chris wanted to hook up with this girl so bad, he sent her a photoshopped picture of his cock but when he met the girl she laughed at him and said "Dude, you just committed Cock Fraud!"
by Yateball April 3, 2010
Get the Cock Fraudmug. hybrid of the cougar between the ages of 40-51...a woman that is the super-cougar that all cougars aspire to be...perfectly preserved perhaps by some sort of surgery or augmentation, flawless appearance, superb physical fitness, and usually a high ranking executive with a bottomless bank account...this woman will stop at nothing to pounce and conquer prey...men of all ages are powerless to her.
by robby redhead August 27, 2007
Get the cock-panthermug. The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)
That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'
by xmovox October 26, 2009
Get the cock blockternitymug. by NotHoodzey December 3, 2020
Get the Neville Cockmug. by Yvngdvcky November 11, 2017
Get the cock hurtmug. this occurs when a male pulls his penis out of an anus and the feces make the penile organ smell bad.
by m-j-dub October 25, 2007
Get the skunk cockmug.