Cleveland Cruiser

When you urinate out of a moving vehicle while it is in motion, while you are inside of said vehicle.

John's gonna be late, he got pulled over 'cause he pulled a Cleveland Cruiser.

by Leslothegreat August 2, 2023

Cleveland Screamer

When she's expecting the guy to give her a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but instead he shits in her mouth and covers it with his hand so she can't spit it out

"So she asked me if I could give her a Cleveland Steamer, and being the type to exceed expectations, I turned it up a notch and let her have the Cleveland Screamer!"

by Steven P. French July 30, 2024

Cleveland Reemer

The Clevland Reemer is the prep work for the famous cleveland steamer. You bend your bitch over the bed and fuck her up the ass vigorously for 10 minutes just after you feed her a pot of baked beans.eait 20 minutes then position her asshole over your chest for the inevitable cleveland steamer. Its worth the wait!

Honey, please eat these beans. I'm in the mood for a nice ass pounding Cleveland Reemer

by burbman69 September 12, 2023

cleveland cheeto

Shit covered in Cheeto dust and spread on your chest.

"Scotty hates when she asks for a Cleveland Cheeto and he only has corn chips"

by THEKennyLetter January 7, 2024

cleveland cheeto

Shit covered in Cheeto dust and spread on your chest.

"Scotty hates when she asks for a Cleveland Cheeto and he only has corn chips"

by THEKennyLetter January 7, 2024

Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.

1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!

by mcslezzy February 2, 2024

Cleveland Press

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.

I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.

by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024