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daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.
me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people
by fartbender January 12, 2024
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The Shawnee Cleaver

A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.
“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”

“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”

“Aw man…”
by Luke Choadwalker February 24, 2025
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The Shawnee Cleaver

A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.
“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”

“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”

“Aw man…”
by Luke Choadwalker February 24, 2025
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Spotomous corpus cavernosum

A rare breed of black bass belonging to the spot colony commonly found in the lustful waters of lake Norman, These fish have Coitus at least once a month and usually nest in large colony’s often imitating blue gill beds so they are easily confused by the below average angler
That’s Bream beds over there no hell no them is spotomous corpus cavernosum
by Fishing pro July 2, 2025
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Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent
Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face
by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025
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5 leaf clover

Another name for weed, but everyone who says this thinks they are hot shit
Tryna ball up?
Sure! I love 5 leaf clover!
Nvm
by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025
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