Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.

"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."

by Zachschway June 9, 2018

Chicago pay-off

The act of paying off a judge to drop a serious charge.

A Chicago pay-off is a corrupted way to get a case dropped.

by Slang Advisory Board March 26, 2019

Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.

by James Westen April 19, 2019

chicago children’s choir

A place where you are forced to be perfect by being enslaved in the cult of inspiring and changing lives through music.

Ms Hanson: What is the mission of the Chicago Children’s Choir?
Everyone at the same time: to inspire and change lives through music

by Ltacbio1 May 29, 2019

chicago

Chicago. One of the most amazing people. He will always try to comfort you while being a complete idiot. He’s usually out of a relationship and not willing to get back in. Has trust issues but it’s fine.

Yo did you hear about chicago

Yea dude my mans just jumped of a cliff

by Iamirresponsibleinways December 5, 2019

Chicago

it’s a city that inviting it’s a city that’s exciting it’s a city for a woman just like me!

trina vega: CHICAGO! CHICAGO!
people watching at home: ITS A CITY THAT INVITING ITS A CITY THAT EXCITING ITS A CITY FOR A WOMAN JUST LIKE ME!

by Scree December 10, 2019

Chicago Waterboarding

When someone holds a shot of Malort in their mouth pulls their shirt over their face and has someone pour Gatorade on them.

Man did you hear Tony almost died from one too many Chicago Waterboardings

by James "charles" Whirlpool December 30, 2019