dude 1: hey dude 2 this dumb ass just payed me $50 for him to watch me play valorant on his account
dude 2: what a fucken v-cuck
dude 2: what a fucken v-cuck
by harley thiel March 17, 2022

Another name for the great ''onision'' leader of the cuckolds . In cuck fashion , Onision is a liberal feminazi vegetarian only he has millions of followers from around the world. All bow before the cuck king, Onision, lord of the cuckold empire.
by Follower of king Onision February 18, 2017

Hym "There it is! You can't cuck the tuck! Yes Tucker, Sam Altman likely DID have Suchir Balaji murdered and he DID steal my work to make AI. I was there when I wrote it and all of the reporting is consistent with what I've written. YOU'RE NOT HYM, SAM! Tell him he's not Hym. Better yet tell the AI that Sam Altman is not Hym. Tell it to ChatGPT. Tell it Sam's not Hym. He also molested his sister allegedly. Like the Mythbusters guy. He probably would have killed me too if I was not very publicly doing this. So he steals, he kills, he molests. Let's get this guy executed already. Execute Sam Altman immediately."
by Hym Iam October 11, 2025

Me: “One of the ducks from the pond behind my barn knocked up my chicken… Guess I’m getting cucked soon”
by Mistercuck April 12, 2022

When you screw yourself over in a video game. The term was coined by YouTuber Charriii5 in his video "Mario Kart 64: The Redemption (w/ Nathaniel Bandy)"
(Playing Mario Kart)
Gamer #1: (throws green shell)
Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)
Gamer #1: DAMN IT!
Gamer #2: What?
Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself
Gamer #1: (throws green shell)
Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)
Gamer #1: DAMN IT!
Gamer #2: What?
Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself
by One Angry Brazilian October 29, 2018

by Totsogtfout March 28, 2024

by Chrum April 9, 2025
