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"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit"

A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.
Well you know it's "Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit".
by The UweBolla Virus March 10, 2006
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Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 23, 2019
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Bullshit

An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise. They're both weak in opposite ways. It's a lot like choosing between a junkie and a drug dealer, neither candidate is better or worse, they're both as much part of the problem as everybody else.
The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
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Encyclopedia of Bullshit

When someone chats so much shit you almost get drowned in it. They can chat shit about any topic from A-Z. Like Wikipedia but a Wikipedia where donations are your time and self esteem.
Why can you say chicken nuggs and Quizzy 2 and I can't say shat. I can't keep up with you, you're like an Encyclopedia of Bullshit.
by Happy Potter November 6, 2025
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Bitch ass bullshit

Bitch•ass•bull•shit

This is commonly used when a individual has felt wronged, or just pissed off.
Jamie: look... I know I said I’d go to prom with you.. but I can’t make it, I made plans with someone else.

Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.
by dreamxamonguscream March 15, 2021
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