balken

"Up" in the context of what's up, but adds more flavor and rolls off the tongue much better. Often confused with a noise a chicken makes.

Correct usage:
"Hey Paul, what's balken"
Incorrect:
"Wow that chicken was really balken"

by William Ma February 6, 2008

Blake

a pronoun used in place of a persons real name when one doesn't know the name, is too lazy to say the name, or just wants to say Blake. Is often used in conjuction with curse words and/or words describing a woman's attributes. This name is most often found in the south. The southern meaning of this name usually is associated with "Low Income" trailer parks and fugly girlfriends.

Geeze Dewayne, did you see that guy get Blaked.

Shoot man, you know this house looks like a Blake trailer.

by Handy Johnny February 10, 2010

Blake

A moderately athletic boy from noseambeak who aspires to have biceps big enough to be in proportion to his inhumanly sized nose.

It is said that when he last sneezed a reported 3 million people sadly passed away in the resulting hurricane that flooded nothern America.

There’s blake with the dorsal fin

by MachoManRandySavage123456 October 31, 2017

Blake

a sexi boi. A vry sexi boi.

“ oh look at that sexi boi go, I bet his name’s Blake. “
“ it is Blake ):0 “
“ HUZAH BOW DOWN BEFORE ME PHEASANT “

by A vry powerful wizard December 16, 2017

blakeley

A cute smart red headed boy who is funny kind and compassionate and is faithful to his woman.

A blakeley tells his women she's got a nice butt even tho she doesn't

by Mac9621 November 17, 2016

Got Blake'd

When someone willingly obtains ownership of cats (at least two) from a former significant other, immediately after a break-up; thus making the cat recipient, or Blake, look like a total bitch. The process of keeping the cats is commonly the result of a failed attempt to save the marriage/relationship. It is common for the sexual preference of the Blake to be under scrutiny directly following the acquisition of cats. The number of cats in possession after the break-up is directly proportional to the bitchiness of the Blake.

Walter: "Damn, did you see what happened to that guy after his wife divorced him? He has so many cats now."

Jesse: "Yeah, that bitch Got Blake'd and then moved to fucking Cleveland with his cat army!"

Walter: "That's rough! Getting Blake'd is pretty much the worst thing that I could imagine happening to me."

by Jesse_Pinkman October 14, 2013

Zoe loves blake more

Its when A zoe in a relationship loves a blake more in a relationship because i said so

Gemma: Wow zoe loves blake more!!

by Zoelovesblakemore November 18, 2020