This is beyond our human knowledge. There is a place in the Quantum Realm But never discovered. E pi to the 2nd power will still not solve the problem of who asked. Contact me If you know who asked. karl.steinberg@northerncassschool.com. But beware if you find who it might be dangerous.
by sonicthehedgehog843 October 12, 2022

Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.
Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.
by Frankee Demayo July 11, 2021

Travis-Hey Mary I wanted to ask you out
Mary-oh yes I was gonna ask the same this cause it’s national ask your crush out day
Mary-oh yes I was gonna ask the same this cause it’s national ask your crush out day
by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021

Dude 1: Hey did you find out what a tittynope is? I know you were perplexed.
Dude 2: Nah, I tried Asked Alex but you know how that goes.
Dude 2: Nah, I tried Asked Alex but you know how that goes.
by CatWoManDoo January 23, 2021

by Nobody just don’t ask November 1, 2022

To indirectly make a request of a person by verbally talking about what you need from them without directly asking them. Asking for a friend is a common obvious way of dry asking but often times dry asking is not as obvious. Often manipulative and rude. Punks, simps, people pleasers, and thirsty members of the opposite sex are easy targets of dry asking.
*The victim and bystander in this scenario is aware that the that the asker is most likely broke before the verbal exchange.
Dry Asker: How much does a Heath bar cost down at the corner store?
Thirsty Victim: I think they are $2.29. Here's 5 bucks.
Informed Bystander to Victim: Don't let them be rude and dry ask you for money like that. They're totally manipulating you.
Dry Asker: How much does a Heath bar cost down at the corner store?
Thirsty Victim: I think they are $2.29. Here's 5 bucks.
Informed Bystander to Victim: Don't let them be rude and dry ask you for money like that. They're totally manipulating you.
by American Knowmad January 4, 2023

A common phrase used during internet arguments either when one states something entirely unrelated to the topic at hand, or when one lacks sufficient brain cells to form a valid/logical argument.
1.
*Two people having a conversation*
Person 3: I bought a second lambourghini last week
Person 1: Who asked?
2.
Twitter user 1: I personally think *piece of media* has its high points, but overall fails to deliver in many areas dominated by its competitors.
Twitter user 2: I'm journeyed all the way to a remote lake in the Finnish mountains and I still can't find who asked.
*Two people having a conversation*
Person 3: I bought a second lambourghini last week
Person 1: Who asked?
2.
Twitter user 1: I personally think *piece of media* has its high points, but overall fails to deliver in many areas dominated by its competitors.
Twitter user 2: I'm journeyed all the way to a remote lake in the Finnish mountains and I still can't find who asked.
by CompleteGarbage1337 March 11, 2022
