When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.
by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020
Get the Texas Showdownmug. by Wjwhafaga November 21, 2019
Get the Georgetown Texasmug. by Licknfingergood February 26, 2018
Get the texas tinglemug. Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022
Get the Texas Lazymug. It's when you're fucking a girl doggy-style and then you whisper in her ear and say something like "I have herpes!" and she'll try to get away. You will try to hold on to her waist as long as possible making it seem like you're bull-riding!
Guy: "I have herpes"
Girl: "WHAT?!?!"
Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)
Girl: "WHAT?!?!"
Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)
by anonymusblood January 12, 2012
Get the Texas Bullridermug. by Hoes for days April 13, 2019
Get the Alexis texasmug. At a party, if someone plays a joke on someone they despise. For instance, filling a beer bottle with urine, or mixing a drink with urine. Originated in Lincoln, Nebraska a group of friends began to refer to the the drink as Texas manwater.
by BurnoutNova May 22, 2008
Get the texas manwatermug.