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Texas Showdown

When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.
dude last night was so crazy, me and jasmine did a Texas Showdown
by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020
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Georgetown Texas

Please do not move to Georgetown Texas it’s wack AF
by Wjwhafaga November 21, 2019
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texas tingle

When a southern girl gets wet thinking about a Texas cowboy.
My girlfriend loves to go to the rodeo, probably just for the Texas tingle!sexual excitement
by Licknfingergood February 26, 2018
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Texas Lazy

Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.

Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-

HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.

HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.

HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.

Example 2 actual experience-

Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?

Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022
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Texas Bullrider

It's when you're fucking a girl doggy-style and then you whisper in her ear and say something like "I have herpes!" and she'll try to get away. You will try to hold on to her waist as long as possible making it seem like you're bull-riding!
Guy: "I have herpes"

Girl: "WHAT?!?!"

Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)
by anonymusblood January 12, 2012
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Alexis texas

Alexis Texas is a yummy porn star who sucks yummy dick for money.
ayy yoo Alexis Texas come eat the big d for daddy will ya
by Hoes for days April 13, 2019
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texas manwater

a slang term for unknowingly drinking human urine
At a party, if someone plays a joke on someone they despise. For instance, filling a beer bottle with urine, or mixing a drink with urine. Originated in Lincoln, Nebraska a group of friends began to refer to the the drink as Texas manwater.
by BurnoutNova May 22, 2008
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