Shrek

The worst movie ever all star was good tho

Random person: Shrek is love
Me: ew nope!

by Fart&poop125 March 15, 2024

Shrek

Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...

Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?

Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!

by shrek_worshipper October 23, 2019

shrek

the super amazing green king 👑

shrek is amazing

by I_hate dolores umbridge March 9, 2023

Shrek

An ogre who is like an onion who has layers

Shrek is like an onion it has layers

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

Shrek

A really terrible joke that ran out of steam a long time ago but band kids still want to use because they think it’s funny for some reason. Not actually funny and most normal people will just think you’re an annoying band nerd.

“He seriously made a shrek joke in 2021. What a band kid.”

by Freeswalans34 May 23, 2021

Anti-shrek

A deep dislike or hatred for shrek and everything associated with the green ogre and his 4 films, but a supporter of farquaad and Prince Charming from the films.

Person1 : "man shrek is love shrek is life "
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"

by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016

Shrek

Stds

Have

Really

Excited

Knife play

Shrek was my favourite activity in the bed

by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021