Poon talkie

Noun: walkie talkie used to pick up girls; two are needed for the process

Usage: one person sits from a far with a poon talkie while the second person walks up to girls as the first person talks in to the poon talkie for the second person.

The success rate is at least 80 percent

Mark: Let's go on the board walk to pick up girls

James: bring the poon talkies!

by jdhammer July 7, 2014

Poon Rain

When a female with a unusually large poon ejaculates all over the other mans dick and is forced to explode all over the room. This event happens only on full moons, and when it occurs, it typically rocks the whole neighborhood.

Guy 1 - "Dude, I got poon rained last night!"

Guy 2 - "Ya bro I felt it from my house, it must have flooded the room."

by sea-pizzle-sizzle December 7, 2011

juice the poon

If you dont know what is is your name is probably Isaac. Virg

Isaac cant juice the poon

by JAbby134 May 22, 2020

poon-tangled

An intimate excuse.

"I really wanted to go to dinner lastnight, but I got all poon-tangled. "

by poon doc January 24, 2014

attack the poon

to have rough sex or to "get some"

I'm going to attack the poon tonight

by carnival triumph January 16, 2015

Fresh poon

New girls what is alive and kicking

Friend: Dude let's hit the cemetery and check out some Necro Poon.

Guy: Nah man, I love that Fresh Poon ennit.

by TheBigHandle September 10, 2018

joo-poon

Jewish pussy.

You going to get you some joo-poon?

by p0l4r22 February 22, 2011