Don't pull a Mason

You say you are going to show up soon and then take a few decades.

Joey: "I'll be there in 40 minutes"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"

by Opuzz July 13, 2020

sgt. matthew mason

Cruel, and unsympathetic to the enemy. Liable to deep thoughts that interrupt sentences. one Bad Ass Machine Gunner

There goes SGT. Matthew Mason again. we should run he looks pissed off.

by intollarant fool November 2, 2013

Layla grace Mason

crazy bitch who you shouldn't trust but you still do, used to have anger issues, gets hurt and crys over the littlest thing.

Also known as #1 Hoe in my contacts.

A: "Layla Grace Mason"
B: "oh that flat ass bitch!"

by badussywarof1817 January 28, 2022

Fucking Rob Mason

I drink consisting of Baileys, Amaretto, kahlua and Milk.

This drink is amazing what is it? That's a Fucking Rob Mason!

by Robbie Jaa October 14, 2008

The mason Dixon line

The imaginary line between your girls vagina and ass that she won't let you cross during sex.

"I was trying to put it in her butt, but she wouldn't let me cross the mason Dixon line. "

by Ye Olde wordsmith November 30, 2015

mason the dick sucker

a kid named mason likes fish and suck some gooooooooooooood dick (has a small dick) usually 1 millimeter

mason the dick sucker OH YEAH

by big dick doug January 18, 2017

Mason Dixon Line

The "mason dixon line" is a common metaphor used to describe a separation, usually directional (north or south). It can also be used to describe other separations such as above and below the waist.

Geographically speaking, one could say: "The mason dixon line separates the yanks (people who stereotype everyone and think the nation should have voted for Kerry or Frankenstein, which ever you prefer) from those who are more refined and choose not to cry about such trivialities as who is the president (he is more symbolic than political anyways).

by someone from the south May 2, 2006