Original Cock Monster

Somebody who is a true, grade 'A' dickhead. This is the type of person that'll ruin your day if you even look at them. You usually see these types of people bitching and complaining about actions people have done to them throughout the day.

Original Cock Monster - "Oh my goodness! Yet again Eric has to go ahead and ruin my day. He throws paper balls at me and everything! I don't even want to go near him!"

Friend of OCM - "Goodness dude! Stop being such an original cock monster, you're just as bad as Eric is!"

by Seiko The Neko May 1, 2015

air cock thrust

when you jump into the air and thrust foreward in a humping motion.

that guy just had a huuuge air cock thrust, it seemed like he was in the air forever.

by evan_met June 18, 2006

[cock] tease

A girl at parties, who flirts with all the guys, gets really drunk, leads them on into a false sense of secruity and then blows them off.

"Yo man, did you get with her"

"Nah man"

"Why not, you were on it all night?"

"Nah man, she's a total cock tease"

by GPSK December 28, 2008

Tequila Cock Shot

Eat nothing but limes for a week. Wet cock, apply salt, she takes a shot and goes to town.

My attention-whoring roommate performed a tequila cock shot in front of the whole bar, and didn't have to pay for drinks the rest of the night. She's such a whore.

by Dr. Dakota Block February 27, 2009

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by SitInYourRoom July 6, 2020

cake and cock party

A festival of gays that generally is held at fire island. The party inevitably runs out of cake and turns into a cock fest.

Mike: Hey Frank where is Rewg?
Frank: Hes on flamer island at a cake and cock party no cake just cock.
Mike: what a faggot...

by Rewg August 25, 2011

Northern Cock Pillows

Another name for the bresticular area of females. Derived from the desirable act of placing ones cock (or Chim Chim) on the aforesaid breast region of the female. The supple squishy material takes the form of pillows, sometimes wet sticky pillows, but pillows none the less.

Billy: If you show me Northern Cock Pillows I will show you and Sixburghbbb Chim Chim.

by sixburghbbb July 9, 2010