„Did you see that guy who ran the marathon without a competitor number?“
„Yeah he was going full Steffen“
„Yeah he was going full Steffen“
by TheMemeHoarder February 6, 2020

Aggressive anal intercourse that leaves the aroma of downtown Pittsburgh wafting in the immediate vicinity
by Gerbil smoothie January 13, 2023

Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.
Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…
Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023

Josh: "So what did you and Jessica do last night?"
Nick: "We fucked, and apparently when she cums she likes Going full Pokemon."
Nick: "We fucked, and apparently when she cums she likes Going full Pokemon."
by Cum-filled_Curlia March 13, 2019

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
