mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Octo-pussy

An aj

Did you see him last night he was fucking 8 people with his octo-pussy

by Emily Taylor phucker June 2, 2009

climb out the pussy

a phrase usually said to someone who is ballbiting or acting "in the way"

Cas: Sher, didn't you fuck that nerd last year?
Sher: Climb out the pussy, Cas. Get over yourself

by decentusq November 17, 2009

Pussy Determined

Hanging with a girl and let her pretend she tells you what to do.so you can have sex with her resulting in success. Instead of being pussy whipped where the girl controls you and tells you what to do resulting in failure.

Pedro: I don't think I can make it tomorrow hanging out with the girl
Jose: Wow you're already pussy-whipped
Pedro:I would say I'm pussy determined..I have to show interest to get laid.

by Tigre16 October 15, 2010

pussy bus

you ride this when you are being a pussy. you drive it when your a huge pussy.

Dude that water is so cold. There is no way im getting in.

Wow man you are driving the pussy bus.

by yumyumilovepudding August 1, 2010

Pussy-Foot Thompson

When a person wants to drink or take drugs before a big event but prolonges consumption until the last possible minute.

Tom stop being a Pussy-Foot Thompson and come take this shot cuz we gotta go!

by MisterMoe May 16, 2011

pussy pals

the equivalent of male butt buddies. two friends stuck up each others asses and jokingly gay.

yeah, Morgan and Noelle are always together.

of course they are. they're pussy pals.

by wisch12 May 22, 2011