Balloon Dogging

The act of have sex on an old bed frame making it squeak very loudly.

Bob: We are being evicted from our apartment.
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...

by The Philosopher Of Our Times August 24, 2016

Big dogs winky

Someone that consistently acts like a massive penis.

look at you, you big dogs winky...

by RCB666 August 26, 2016

Do your thang dog

Stop being lame af

Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog".
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.

by DudeWhoIsNotLame September 3, 2016

sperm dog

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's rather than a wife and mistress

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

dog-sequitur

When you're having a conversation and a dog interrupts, and then you go back to whatever you were discussing before

So then we wer- DOG! But yeah so then we were going to get coffee.
That is a dog-sequitur.

by dot-bin October 4, 2016

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016