european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.

Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.

by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011

atlantis tea bag

When a man is sitting at a toilet and his balls touch the water.

I ran into the Marriott to use the bathroom, and I ended up with an Atlantis Tea Bag.

by Orlando’s Silky Johnson November 4, 2021

Dud bag

A bag of chips that looks full but is only half air and half chips

I got a bag of chips and I'm so annoyed because it is a dud bag

by Squishyboy101 August 2, 2017

Spag Bag

A boy who is oddly thicc even though he isn't a girl.

The girl exclaimed, "Dang! Look at that Spag Bag over there! He has such a nice ass!"

by Gpcart May 27, 2018

bag fumblage

the noun version of the verb 'to fumble the bag'

that guy's dick was right there you coulda had it. major bag fumblage if ive seen it

by faggotyies February 20, 2024

bag sailor

one who's nutsack is so big they can use it as a sail on a boat

we got off the island because it was windy and Gene was an old bag sailor...

by genopetralli September 30, 2015

Jank Bag

When someone is janky aka junk - like/Trashy. Another way to say hoe bag. Can be used randomly and jokingly when your friend is pissing you off.

"Shut up, Jank bag"

by - J.C November 23, 2020