National population of Korea day

On national Population Of Korea day, November 7, everyone has to drink two gallons of spoiled milk and then guess the population of Korea.

Me: Dude it is National Population of Korea Day
Friend: *Drinks two gallons of old milk* 36 million
Me: That was pretty close, it is 58 million.

by Connor ate a Burger November 2, 2019

National Sex day

Let's fuck mate

Hey it National Sex Day let's fuck

by Vladimir grutin November 2, 2019

National ask Out your crush

This is the day to ask out your crush you better do it I wanna see it happen

hey It’s national ask out your crush day wanna go out with me

by Spread the news November 2, 2019

National Mephobians Day

National Mephobian Day is a day where Mephobians come out and show the world how awesome you are. The world may end today because of those Mephobians.

“Bro why you so awesome today?”
“Because National Mephobians Day I’m a Mephobian”

by Rat017393 November 3, 2019

National Miracle Day

A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia

Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31

Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 3, 2019