Loved one

Someone who keeps you from killing yourself by giving you a reason to look forward to another day.

I don't have any loved ones.
Well I guess I'm done living then.

by Gggjjjjgjgnesk October 3, 2023

Wild Ones

A mamal that lives in the area known as, "The Jungle." They are normally of the ape species, and love swinging from the bushy and overgrown trees

They belong in the jungle, cause they are WILD ONES

by Buster Moon January 14, 2022

One More Game

When you are playing and your parents and asking you to stop

Parent: Stop playing and clean your room.
Kid: One More game
Parent: NOW!
Kid: FINE

by NO U JACOB February 20, 2020

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

Easy Hole-in-one

A useful term to describe a whorish real estate agent, especially in Colorado Springs area, who is very large and round in stature, with a booty like a Rhinoceros. She sleeps with anyone who DMs her or buys her a drink.

"Oh yeah, Megan is an EASY Hole-in-one!"
"Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"

by Capt Bangarang December 29, 2023

One Pint Pissed

The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends

Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!

by eric bisto October 24, 2020

to fall into one's tomatoes

1. Completely loosing it. (often, but not necessarely under the influence of alcohol)
2. Literally just landing on the floor.

To fall into one's tomatoes: "Yesterday I drank to much wine and whilst trying to get in bed I fell completely into my tomatoes."

by Jamie Potterhead December 14, 2018