crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016

One Rubber Rampage

1. Git gud
2. Fuck a girl with a condom
3. Take the condom off turn it inside out and give it to one of your bros
4. Your bro fucks a girl with the condom
5. Your bro take the condom off and hangs it out to dry on a clothes line

6. You take the condom after its dried out and fuck a girl with it

7. Repeat steps 3-6 until the condom is broken

Devin and I went on a one rubber rampage while we where in Henley

by Doomguy26 June 14, 2018

Cough one`s yogurt

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc

for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.

by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006

The one that got away

the one that got away means goodbye mike. El where are you? Eleven? El?

"Oh god the one that got away is crazy"

"Goodbye mike.....

EL WHERE ARE YOU??? ELEVEN??? EL???

by TiktokboomEw October 18, 2019

Code in One

Write Perfect code that you don't test and just push to prod and it works and them some sorry intern is left to debug it when you are gone.

Test what? we do Code in One's here.

by insanelysenile March 7, 2019

One

is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two

It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest
One is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since you went away
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One is the loneliest (number)
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest (number)
One is the loneliest (number)
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One...! (one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do)
(Number)
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
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One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020

One nut

A person (preferably a male) who only has one testicle due to circumstances like cancer, etc.

I heard Sam had cancer and became a one nut.

by Chong69 September 6, 2020