Hot girl pandemic

Since we are still in a pandemic and there is no chance of a hot girl summer yet imma just call myself hot girl pandemic

Girl fuck hot girl summer,I’m in a hot girl pandemic

by Epicureanhoe March 26, 2021

Towson Hot Bagel

Normally preformed with a Towson University chick from jersey on a Saturday night after blacking out at green turtle.

This is when you fuck her in the ass pull out cum on her asshole, then throw a handful of dirt on your nut finally press your ass against her ass making the everything bagel. Hence the Towson hot bagel

Yo I woke up with dirt on ass this morning. I think I gave that chick kylee the Towson hot bagel. You guys want breakfast?

by Christmas karl January 11, 2022

take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower my G”

by grandma sweater June 4, 2022

hot lesbo#4856

hot lesbo#4856 is the BEST person to exist.

person 1: Bro who is hot lesbo#4856???
person 2: hot lesbo#4856 is the coolest person to exist and they deserve the word
person 1: oh

by hornyforcoveholden April 12, 2022

Hawaiian Hot Pocket

A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.

Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.

Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?

Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.

by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021

hoseok's hot gf

this is someone who's original name is shay. she owns this title. it means that shay is extremely hot and has been together with hoseok since he could breathe. they are practically married at this point, so don't try and split them up. she will follow him to his grave.

P1: "bro did u just see that annoying ass, mentally ill girl who spams nonsense on instagram walk by?"
P2: "oh her? yeah that's hoseok's hot gf, shay."

by ihatemintchoco October 16, 2021

Devil’s Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into another’s asshole and leaving it inside on their rectum.

Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket

by Jim Pickins July 11, 2021