Diaper Bag

A dusty, old, Canadian who thinks he can control women.

Old Canadian man, "Hey, get your wife under control." American wife, "fuck off you old diaper bag!"

by Take a shot o jamo January 28, 2017

base bag

another word for a hoe or skezza

Megan is a base bag

That girl that was all over me was a base bag.

by jr-mac June 15, 2007

Hot bag of donuts

A man receiving oral stimulation on his nut sack from a woman who has an Atomic Fireball, Cinnamon Imperials, or Cinnamon Altoids in her mouth while doing so.

I got a hot bag of donuts from Loretta last night. Man that was intense.

by Bluncle Cliff August 1, 2013

scizzle bag

Its another term for scum bag but a gentler way of saying scum bag. Also meaning peice of shit or fucking asshole.

Yo bro, youre a fucking scizzle bag!
Shes just a scizzle bag, just dirt on the road everyones gotten to feel her.

by dpiren April 23, 2014

joo bag

Humorous term describing a paerson, generally used when playing Kill-it.

I Countered John's Kill-it cat by calling it a joo bag. and then I called John a joo bag for good measure.

by Nick and Johnny K September 25, 2007

chipotle bag

someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)

"you're my first chipotle bag"

by gayratz April 7, 2024

Fart bag

Fart bags are men who like to fart around other people. Farting and being a slob makes them feel manly. Other peculiar traits about fart bags: the majority of them are blue collar workers as you never find them in an office setting. They usually talk in a course sounding voice like they have a sore throat and they often talk about negative stuff. They have little to no morals. They often brag about things such as theft, time behind bars and getting into fights. They curse more than necessary. Every other word out of their mouth is “fuck”. Fart bags have a ripple effect on the environment and cause everyone around them to be in a bad mood. They brag about how much pussy they get but in reality they get little to none. If they get laid once a year they'll inflate that number and brag how they get laid all the time simply because they go to titty bars and look at porn a lot. They need Viagra to get it up. They bash anyone who isn't 100% straight. Also they like to make fun of anyone who they perceive as “weird” since fart bags are mundane dullards. Fart bags have a low intelligence and don't read any books. Fart bags wear shit stained underwear as they don't know how wipe their ass. Fart bags enjoy smelling other people's farts, since they're always farting around others, they're inviting others to fart around them.

Going to work is depressing with fart bags around.

by Bill Beef July 1, 2025