A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.
You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.
by turbododge April 11, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. The worst human being ever made... a really beta, absolute cancer on your eyes, ears, and smell. A real bitch ass motherfucker.
Its the bags.
by Robloxdestroyer69 January 11, 2019
Get the Bagsmug. by Bato/LaLa/TZA/La'Ronte August 12, 2024
Get the Bag'smug. by I Hate myself twice August 25, 2017
Get the Bag of shitmug. by Xbl.Person November 2, 2018
Get the Hoe Bagmug. Used to describe a person who is abnormally vulnerable to pinching or a victim of accessive domestic pinching.
Elouise stop it! what do you think I am! A pinching bag?
Have you seen those bruises under his arms! His Girlfriend must use him as a pinching bag.
Have you seen those bruises under his arms! His Girlfriend must use him as a pinching bag.
by C.I.Kimo February 6, 2019
Get the Pinching bagmug. A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
Get the Crap Bagmug.