Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'

Don't drive recklessly at nighttime. It's dangerous.

No Bobby! Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'!

by thejukebox March 14, 2021

Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up

“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.

by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022

going to the flower shop

going to a transexual massage parlor

I just got a fist full of dollars from the race tracks so I'm going to the flower shop!

by sspamalot June 22, 2012

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

i dont know lol

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

by absdfg June 12, 2024

going into the woods

A girl who has not shaved for years

Bitch hasn't saved but I'm going into the woods.

by Jackerofmeat October 27, 2018

I am going to get some milk.

Something your dad says meaning, "I am leaving forever."

Me:"Where are you going dad."

Dad:"I am going to get some milk."

by Defintoin_Nerd June 01, 2023

go down the toilet

be completely lost or wasted; fail utterly.

"they didn't want to see their investment go down the toilet"

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024